Monday, August 21, 2006

Long Ass Tekken Update Post 2 59wins, KFC, OFS & Shin

Ok, 2nd post, basically abit of update the past 2 weeks after the K.L trip

First big battle i had was with Shin from Chaos, was a rather quiet evening at Bugis apart from the usual furniture like Malnutrition and Hungrywolf, then Shin came along, i was trying to achieve happy trance once again before he challenged..

so it was a rather back and forth battle at the start but i think i had the upperhand, probably 2 - 3wins for every 1 loss etc
but after awhile, the trance started to take shape and i began getting 9 wins, 8 win streaks and so on
in total must have had more than 40 games with shin.. lol.. no promotion tho.. i think i might have demoted him tho
In the end Shin might have gotten abit mentally blocked, coz he was giving me a lot of space to do the mind games and my dewgf consistency increasing probably made things scarier too
Steve is still a very nasty opponent tho, ultra safe, big damage, good pokes quite suprised that i did that well

i was impressed by Shin's card usage, definetely not a card coward! gets my approval!
altho i think he and KFC seem to have some sort of rivalry going on.. probably with OFS too.. i'll get to these two later


after the K.L trip i did make a trip down to Bugis and ended up getting an even bigger streak than the one i got in KL.. lol
59wins if i recall correctly, it was Azi and Noobken's Launch+ examination day
Noobken started the streak with his warmup matches and then satay came along.. (who gave him the name satay anyway? ced? lol)

satay probably contributed a good 20 games to the streak.. hmm.. kinda felt bad for him at the end.. but that don't mean i wanna give him 2nds.. lol azi mentioned that he can always tell when the satay is playing .. jus from his playstyle

in the end candyman's steve broke the streak, i can't remember how many games i had with him before that happend but maybe either 5 games or 9 games.. got another streak against him immediately after the 59wins too..

afterwards he mentioned something about getting KFC to go against me so that i can promote.. my reply was... 'scully he the one that promote instead'' haha


now fastforward 2 weeks and i finally got a weekend off, so in order to buy my soul back from darkstep, i thought i'd do some serious tekkening this weekend
the new arcade was really stuffy when i went on fri, nearly fried my balls off just sitting there, its too cramped and quite dark.. but they seriously have to do something about the aircon there
luckily it seemed to be better on sat and guess who i saw when i first got there

It was OFS, the overseas student from japan.. lol..
I just realized everyone who reads the forums have now being officially conned by Nik the Tekken Con Artist

So naturally fearing that OFS might be leaving Singapore in a few minutes time, i thought i better get some games down with him, i used 1p side in the middle machine, first couple of games was against his xiaoyu and hei and devil jin (he got really solid stats btw, his heihachi is almost like 90% or something)

i think his xiaoyu gave me abit of problems at the start and i lost one game, after that i started to get 2 wins to 1 loss and 3wins etc etc (this was against all his characters)
OFS also started to bust out his devil jin more often.. guess his other characters weren't working that well

i still got caught by the d+1, laser throw and i walked into ewgfs a few times but managed to get a 6 - 7 win streak goin on

remembered OFS goin to change coins 2 or 3 times.. but anyways halfway thru, he staged a nice comeback and was won 2 games, 2 games, 3 games back ( i think he summoned the spirit of Shou)
so it was my turn to go change coins then i decided im going to beat him at least 7 games in a row to revenge

I then performed my MsRyu summoning ritual and let my blood drip onto the joystick..
Ended up getting 10 wins instead.. lol.. then it was 7wins, 8wins kinda thingy after

Later on i went to talk to OFS, his english wasn't as bad as the Con Artist Nik made it out to be.. So i asked him a few things like where his from etc etc, but his definetely more on the quiet side
I also asked if he would be here in decemeber, coz i told him the owner of my soul darkstep is coming as well as catfish and 666 from Oz

He just nodded his head to that and i guess the topics didn't really strike a fire in him until i mentioned 'Do you know Nik?'

OFS then turned his head and u could see the passion in his eyes light up and he said 'Aaahhh Nik!' I could sense a tinge of sadness too.. Nik the Con Artist must have stolen OFS heart and dissapeared from his life.. Its small wonder that OFS is still in Singapore, still pinning for that one thing he could not obtain.. He was abit overwhelmed after that.. and he went to the other machine to think about something else

So then it was Me vs KFC, his devil jin is also Master Rank like OFS with a really good stat like 86% i think with 1600+ wins and 240+ loss, that day i did not see his Jack-5 but i think its virtuoso

Thanks to the warm up with OFS, i was doing quite well against KFC right from the start and got like a 2.5ratio to 1 loss

After awhile the streak got higher and suddenly i got a promotion chance and before i knew it, now i got some funny funny green neon sign with rank Lone-Wolf in my Hei card
It was also alot of roulettes immediately after, i think i lost one roulette and won all the rest.. got quite alot of $$!

KFC got a really solid dewgf and hellsweeps, but thanks to the MsRyu guardian, i have began punishing blocked hellsweeps with crouch cancel TPs, still not very consistent but at least im doin it instead of crappy ws 4,4s lol

KFC does alot df+1,2 in his juggles and he follows up with mix ups after that.. but i guess my mission was different, now i have to collect many strong souls to trade back my soul from darkstep.. i hope my offering of KFC, Shin and OFS souls will be sufficient.. if not i might have to consult Nik on how to Con my soul back from darkstep... hmmm...

I told Shin, KFC and OFS that they must get their soul back from darkstep and not me.. now they are also hard @ work collecting more souls for the arrival of the dark one

I think it will be a big battle in Singapore when darkstep, catfish and 666 arrives... can't wait..



Oh and one last thing.. been browsing the forums.. it has come to my attention that there are some posters that complain about people not using cards against them and how they are afraid etc etc

But yet, when i play against them their card is magically phased to another dimension.. i usually don't get more than 1 or 2 games with these same ppl and they will always shift to another machine or become cardless

Their behaviour is so sickening that i feel sad that Singapore got this kind of players, players who when they get a few wins or a promotion off another person but will not use back their same card later, play one or two games then go back online and say GG i am lucky blah blah blah

Sad... just sad.. they manage to get the promotion but are they afraid it is a fluke? Their promoted character will not see action again for the rest of the day, so they claim they will use their card when they play that character and therefore they are not card coward since they didn't use that character again..

Yes they are correct, they are not card cowards, these people are purely cowards not just card cowards.. GG to them and their fake sense of achievement!

Where's cedric & TuGGa gone? The land must be cleansed!!

9 comments:

Nick said...

Y am I the con artist???

Btw, great read~!

EVADE said...

lol, u tricked us into believing OFS has left Singapore :P

yes! catfish! get excited, more ktv and desker rd fun in store for u

alkanphel said...

Fuck it's another super long hard report from the Leada himself!!

noobkken said...

That was some fierce shit. The Hidden Character has spoken.

Fuck you, nik!

alkanphel said...

Nik conned OFS...so sad :(

"OFS then turned his head and u could see the passion in his eyes light up and he said 'Aaahhh Nik!' I could sense a tinge of sadness too.. Nik the Con Artist must have stolen OFS heart and dissapeared from his life..."

EVADE said...

The Ringmaster!! is he still alive or just a myth?

I see you have fallen for the Cassanova Des Chobo, just as the hordes of teenage students under him..

Looks like we will have to do a massive Launch+ co-ordination effort and bring the Seducer & the King back to SG should the defense of Bugis and the seige of CS be ever to take place

Nick said...

You got my assurance that i'll join the fray as well
when the Ced and Tug re-emerge..

gots lotsa catching up to do..

urghh

alkanphel said...

The Fellowship is forged, the prophecy set in stone...sleeping giants will awaken with the return of the King!

Noitulive said...

lol... the dude!!!


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